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The Cubicle Survival Guide: Keeping Your Cool in the Least Hospitable Environment on Earth

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An amusing idea that couldn't sustain an entire book
good humor
Fun book about an unfun place
show u care!
LOL harmless fun

The Cubicle Survival Guide: Keeping Your Cool in the Least Hospitable Environment on Earth
James F. Thompson
Manufacturer: Villard
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Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0812976762
Release Date: 2007-02-27

Book Description

Help. . . . Cubicle Life Is Killing Me!

Leaving no stone unturned, no ergonomic chair unadjusted, and no leftovers in the communal fridge uneaten, this hilarious guide to cubicle life will be the salvation for the more than forty million Americans stuck in cubicles. By turns uproariously funny and enormously useful, each chapter tackles a different area of cubicle life and includes a “cube tip,” a quiz, illustrations, and examples that will have you laughing out loud. Discover

• how not to disturb colleagues with unwanted sounds and smells, such as the crunch-crunch of your sour-cream-and-onion chips and the unmistakable odor of your spicy Thai shrimp
• how to knock when visiting other cubicles and how to devise politically correct ways of saying “Do not disturb”
• the do’s and definite don’ts of cubicle decoration
• how to set up a security system that will rebuff potential thieves

The Cubicle Survival Guide could very well change your life and set you climbing the corporate ladder to success!*

* Results not guaranteed. Pay raises and promotions are up to your boss, but using this book
couldn’t hurt.

Praise for The Cubicle Survival Guide:

“A spiritual air conditioner for the cubicled soul.”
— Turk Regan, author of Pimp My Cubicle: Take Your Workspace from Boring to Bling!

"James Thompson’s The Cubicle Survival Guide offers the rare, and definitely appreciated, combination of laugh-out-loud humor and sound advice for surviving the jungle that is Corporate America. On some days, there’s nothing more motivating to fresh air-starved cube dwellers than a book that will simply crack them up. This is that book.”
— Alexandra Levit, Author, They Don’t Teach Corporate in College

"If you must work (and I don't recommend it), The Cubicle Survival Guide provides a wonderful way to slack off and stay entertained. You can easily kill two weeks with this book."
— Josh Aiello, Author, 60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler

“Thompson provides a humorous yet thought-provoking look at what employees in today's large organizations must deal with besides their jobs.”
— Malcolm O. Munro, Author, From Cave to Cubicle

Customer Reviews:

An amusing idea that couldn't sustain an entire book.......2007-06-21

This book is like a good SNL skit idea turned into a bad movie. It makes long-winded, ironically intended observations about cubicle life that often left me yawning. If you have never worked before, it might be slightly useful to you. Otherwise, I'd say its practical advice is obvious. And its humor is luke-warm.

good humor.......2007-04-24

Fun book to read, although I was lost towards the last chapters especially when locking things done in your cube, using "Caution - Yellow Police Tape". It would attrack more looks to your area, which counterpoints his claims. Anyway, if someone at your office is out to get you, they will get you. So be aware of your surroundings, and be a good corporate citizend. That is all. And yes, I definitely recommend a Rear View mirror. I have one from a co-worker which was his car's sideview mirror, and it does say "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear". Good book, Mr. Thompson!

Fun book about an unfun place.......2007-03-31

What a fun read! I really enjoyed Thompson's take on life in an office. It's a hoot, but the humor couches some actual-factual advice that readers can truly use. If you've ever worked in an office, there will be more than one passage you wish your current or former co-workers would read and take to heart.

show u care!.......2007-03-27

This was a really funny book that anyone can appreciate. Filled with great "survival" advice, I think it would be a great "cube farm initiation 101" gift for the college graduate entering the corporate world!

LOL harmless fun.......2007-03-22

Anyone will be able to relate to this book. All the characters named within "are" co-workers or former co-workers of ours. Thompson's book is fun and most of all, a LOL quick read. Great water cooler topic of conversation for all us business types who actually work in a "cubicle farm".

The Way of the Rat: A Survival Guide to Office Politics

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Dead-serious anthropology and sociology masquerading as humor
All Bark, No Bite
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The Way of the Rat: A Survival Guide to Office Politics
Joep P. M. Schrijvers
Manufacturer: Cyan Communications
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Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0954282922

Book Description

In the corporate environment where conspiracy rules, this guide exposes the power games played in the workplace and reveals strategies for not only surviving office politics but thriving. In East Asia, the rat is considered a symbol of resourcefulness, good luck, and wealth, making it an appropriate symbol for those people who have mastered the use of office politics for their own gain. With the rat as a guide, lessons inspire office workers to maneuver the proverbial workplace sewer. Witty, no-holds-barred writing makes this book entertaining and educational for employers and employees alike.

Customer Reviews:

Dead-serious anthropology and sociology masquerading as humor.......2006-09-10

The Way of the Rat is probably the best book on office politics I've ever read. The author, who toiled in the corporate and consulting vineyards for years, writes pungent and mordant observations on the way modern corporations really work. Part satire, part out-and-out parody, and even so, simultaneously a dead-serious work of corporate anthropology and sociology that is more than the sum of its parts.

However: to understand the cultural anthropology of the modern office, you need to understand anthropology in general, preferably with a smattering of evolutionary psychology thrown into the mix. Human beings have built and designed some wonderful things, ranging from flint arrowheads to Michelangelo's David to the Brooklyn Bridge to particle accelerators, but we're still giant hairless apes with swollen forebrains, and despite our carefully constructed facades, that's still how we act much of the time.

And you'll never see better examples of primate dominance hierarchies than you'll find in most "modern" offices.

Thus, I also recommend:

The Naked Ape : A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal
(Good general introduction to practical anthropology)
Author: Desmond Morris
ISBN: 0385334303

The Moral Animal: Why We Are the Way We Are
(Good general introduction to evolutionary psychology)
Author: Steven Pinker
ISBN: 0679763996

And for more general background:

Office Space
(Motion picture, 1999; director, Mike Judge)

Time allowing, it's also not a bad idea to brush up on your Von Clausewitz, Machiavelli and Sun Tzu. A little dose of Hobbes and Kant wouldn't hurt either.

All Bark, No Bite.......2006-03-23

This books gets by on cheap shock value. It's full of evil sounding phrases but short on actual instruction.

For example he says "Humiliate and offend in order to achieve your personal aims."

How? The book doesn't say.

Another example, "Blacken your opponent by turning them into the villain while playing the innocent yourself."

Sounds great. Now, how do I accomplish this? Again, the book doesn't say.

It was chapter after chapter of this frustration. He offers no steps on how to carry out a single one of these plans.

He could just have easily have written "Overthrow the government, install a puppet regime, and proceed to rule with an iron fist."

I read it carefully cover to cover, and found nothing I could use. A wasted evening.

Review of The Way of the Rat.......2006-03-02

Schrijvers writes an unflinching, unapologetic, and arguably bleak portrayal of corporate life. What makes Schrijvers book so compelling is that readers, or at least readers with morals and values, should find themselves aghast at what on the surface reads to be an endorsement of abhorrent behavior in the workplace. Even more so if there is a hint of familiarity with which the reader identifies.

At times Schrijver's suggestions seem so outlandish that the reader should find themselves wondering if he could possibly be serious. To further confuse the reader, though written as a how-to manual, Schrijver clearly states that the book should be taken in jest. In the end a reader is left wondering if Schrijver is endorsing "rat" behavior or condemning it? More importantly, a reader should come away asking themselves, have I been a rat and is this really what I want to be?

Schrijver essentially asserts, by way of his "verminicity" test where one has no choice but to be a rat, that anyone working in an office environment has been subjected to and has likely themselves used rat tactics. For those who reject this label, Schrijver categorizes this group as "stupid rats". In other words, you're a rat whether you like it or not but you are just naive enough to miss the signs of verminicity that are apparently all around you.

Though much of what Schrijver writes is probably an accurate portrayal of the characteristics of office politics at many companies, one would have to be a hardened cynic to completely believe that this is true of all office environments. A more likely explanation is that Schrijver, a writer and consultant on personal development, grew dissolusioned. Dissolusioned with the pop-psychology business book-of-the-week, which self-anointed intellectuals and business leaders latch onto, praise, and then before long, begin to look for the next release to trumpet as a breakthrough.

This book strikes one as the anti-thesis of those types of books; a book where the writer grew tired of reading about synergy and shifting paradigms and decided to write a book to tell people how things really work in the real world. Schrijvers may have over shot his mark a bit, but one can hardly argue that he fails to make his point and his no-holds barred approach to writing is refreshing.

In the end, the writer coyly reveals his intended purpose of the book with an epilogue that appears to literally be a page out of a completely different book. While the balance of The Way of the Rat is figuratively a page out of a different book; a book that flies in the face of the ideas, buzzwords, and catch phrases so commonly seen in the genre of self-help business books.

Reviews in British press.......2004-07-20

Here are some reviews of 'The Way Of The Rat: a survival guide to office politics' published in newspapers and magazines in the U.K.

Management Today (June 2004 edition), book review by Professor Cary Cooper:
"I strongly recommend this book for its novel style and words of wisdom... It's not only extremely perceptive of human behaviour at work, but also fun to read."

Daily Telegraph (13 July 2004):
"Schrijver's book speaks frankly, and with an admirable lack of motivational nonsense, about the real dynamics of business success."

Book Description

A pragmatic guide to understanidn and dealing with the hidden world of office politics. It decodes the unwritten rules using case studies tips and anecdotes.

Customer Reviews:

Shows a LOT of promise!.......2000-04-05

Overall, "Office Politics" was very good. It contains a LOT of useful information. Charts, graphs, and self-tests help to explain hard concepts. The overall organization of the book was second to NONE.

However, the book was written in England. The "King's English" is used, and may confuse some readers. Also, a few anecdotes deal with UK politics. Readers unfamiliar with England's political situation may be confused or [worse] draw the wrong conclusions.

If the publisher would make a US edition AND reprint the book, I think they'd have a great business seller!

A woman's guide to business survival
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A woman's guide to business survival
A. R Head
Manufacturer: PMS Publications
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Binding: Unknown Binding

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ASIN: B0006RNSII

The Official Secretary's Guide to Sanity and Survival
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Tell It Like It Is !!

Best "From the Trenches" book I have ever read!

Laugh out loud

A fun bookclub read

Outrageously Truthful

The Official Secretary's Guide to Sanity and Survival
Cindy Hooper
Manufacturer: July Publishing
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0970437927

Book Description

A humorous and candid look at the secretarial field from someone who's been there…

If you've ever longed to tell your boss just where to stick it, then here's a book you should definitely read. Cindy tells it like it is as she unveils the real working world of the secretary—a vocation where low pay, no seniority, disrespect, and a lack of appreciation are just part of the job.

Are you working for a tyrant boss? Do you have a nasty co-worker to contend with? And does your job have you wearing more hats than a model in a fashion show? If you find that your work environment has become a living purgatory, then take a long lunch break, sit back, and get ready for some laughs. You might even find something humorous about your own bad job experiences.

Flavored with lots of offbeat humor, this book is a candid look at the eight-hour workday through the eyes of a burned-out, brain-fried secretary. Hide it in your desk drawer and read it when you need a good chuckle or just a moment of inspiration.

Customer Reviews:

Tell It Like It Is !!.......2003-11-05

A Funny Read. Hilarious. I'm not a Secretary, but unfortunately I've worked for those "different type bosses" described. A Secretary's job is no "piece of cake" nor is it just a day to day, nine to five--IT'S A MADHOUSE! Cindy has unveiled the profession and exposed it for what it truely is--

Best "From the Trenches" book I have ever read!.......2003-03-12

I have never laughed so hard in my life! When I began working, I was a secretary and it was like Cindy was transcribing my memories. I had lived many of these moments - I have read other how-to books but this tops all. Especially the interview chapter - talk about the boss from hell, in fact, I think I worked for him!

I thoroughly recommend this to any secretary out there - I know what they go through and this is a funny and saterical look at what they face on a daily basis - a must read. Not for the faint hearted - but should be on every secretarial desk in the world - and in at least 3 other languages. I absolutely loved this book!

Laugh out loud.......2003-03-01

I'm not a secretay, but a good friend of mine told me this was a "must read" book. This author has a down-home rapier wit. Her descriptions of the different "boss" types is dead on the money. If you're a boss you should definitely read this, but be prepared to recognize yourself in a different light.

If you're into Mary Poppins or The Good Ship Lollypop then keep movin' 'cause this ain't for you. If you enjoy the type of humor that hits you like a board-in-the-face then hang on and enjoy the ride.

This author is one lady that's been there, done that, and has the tee shirt. Only somebody whose lived it could write it so well. A good book for anybody who likes to laugh.

C. Burton
Washington, DC

A fun bookclub read.......2003-01-24

My bookclub consists of many temps and office workers and we read the book as a selection. Everyone got a kick out of it because everything that we endure is between these two covers! Cindy hits the nail on the head over and over again--we laughed out loud through the whole book! Sometimes you have to take what they give when your "workin' for a living" and Cindy's book provides us "secretaries" with a bit of humor and dignity in a stressful, underappreciated profession. Pour yourself a cup of coffee and enjoy this fun read!

Outrageously Truthful.......2001-12-28

Thank you Cindy for finally puting in words what all of us secretaries have been puting up with "since the dawn of time". This book is for anyone with a sense of humor. Anyone that has had a job or even heard of anyone having a job should get this wickedly hilarious book!!! Can't wait for the next one.

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